Meet Octavia, the Mistress of Formal Apologies… That Suck.

On this All Hallows’ Eve, every apology comes with a twist of magic and a touch of laughter. Dive in to discover her tale.

The Cursed Sea Witch’s Tale

Once a feared sea witch, Octavia’s powers were bound to the tides until one fateful night. Her misfired spells earned her a curse-every spell would backfire, and every apology, no matter how formal, would miss the mark. Now, Octavia roams the world of the living once a year, trying to make amends… with apologies that, well, suck.

But don’t be fooled. It’s not fear Octavia brings to All Hallows’ Eve-it’s a night filled with magic, mystery, and mischief.

A Formal Apology… With a Twist

From the depths of the mystical seas, Octavia brings you formal apologies with a magical twist. Each card is handcrafted with eerie elegance, ensuring that even the worst apology will make you smile. Whether you’re at a haunted ball or simply sending a little Halloween humor, these cards are a perfect treat (or trick!)

Step Into Octavia’s Haunted Masquerade

On All Hallows’ Eve, you’ve been invited to join Octavia’s haunted masquerade. Choose a character, craft your own ‘suck-y’ apology, and see how they react. The more creative, the better! Will you leave the ball charmed, or will your apology… suck?

What the Spirits Are Saying

Best Halloween laugh I’ve had in years! Octavia’s apologies suck in the best way possible.

William Haines

Perfect for a spooky-themed event. The cards are beautifully designed, and the humor hit just right.

William Haines